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1.[Music] did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States that can't possibly be true it is what would account for that well first an awful lot of people live in China but here's my question how do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got, 1600 on their SATs I didn't know they take SATs in China they don't I wasn't talking about China anymore I was talking about me you got A600 yes I could sing in an O capella but I can't say does that mean you actually got nothing wrong could R crew or invent a $25 PC or you get into a final club or I get into a final Club you know from a woman's perspective sometimes not seeing in an aqu group is a good thing this is serious on the other hand I do like guys who R crew well I can't do that I was kidding yes I got nothing wrong with the test have you ever tried I'm trying right now to R crew to get into a final to R crew no are you like whatever delusional maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at but you've seen guys who R crew right no okay well they're bigger than me they're world class athletes and a second ago you said you like guys who were Cru I assumed you had met one I guess I just meant I like the idea of it you know the way girl legs Cowboys okay should we get something to eat would you like to talk about something else no it's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals Club I think I may have missed a birthday there really more people in China with Gen IQ in the entire the Phoenix is the most diverse the fly Club Roosevelt punched the pork which one the Pelion the pork it's the best of the best which Roosevelt Theodore is it true that they send a bus around to pick up R want a party with the next fed chairman so you can see why it's so important to get in okay well which is the easiest to get into why would you ask me that I was just asking none of them that's the point my friend Eduardo made $300,000 betting oil Futures One Summer and Eduardo won't come close to getting him the ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here must be nice he made $300,000 in the summer he likes meteorology you said it was oil features you can read the weather You can predict the price of heating oil I think you asked me that because you think the final Club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance I what you asked me which one was the easiest to get into because you think that that's the one where I'll have the best chance the one that's the easiest to get into would be the one where anybody has the best chance you didn't ask me which one was the best one you asked me which one was the easiest one I was honestly just asking okay I was just asking to ask Mark I'm not speaking in code Erica you're obsessed with finals clubs you finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it who will prescribe you some sort of medication you don't care if the side effects may include blindness final clubs not finals clubs and there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated yes there is well you do that was cryptic so you do speak in code I didn't mean to be cryptic I'm just saying I need to do something sub substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs why because they're exclusive and fun and they lead to a better life Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club he was member of the porcelan and yes he did well why don't you just concentrate on being the best you you can be did you really just say that I was kidding although just because something trait doesn't make it any L I want to try to be straightforward with you and tell you that I think you might want to be a little more supportive if I get in I will be taking you to the events and the Gatherings and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to me you would do that for me we're dating okay well I want to try and be straightforward with you and let you know that we're not anymore what do you mean we're not dating anymore I'm sorry is this a joke no it's not you're breaking up with me you are going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet what the what is that supposed to mean wait settle down what is it supposed to mean Erica the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is cuz you used to sleep with the door guy door guy his name is Bobby I have not slept with the door guy the door guy is a friend of mine and he's a perfectly good class of people and what part of Long Island are you from Wimbledon wait I'm going back to my door wait wait is this real yes okay then wait I apologize okay I have to go study yes I'm sorry I mean it I appreciate that but I have to go stud come on you don't have to study you don't have to study let's just talk I can't why because it is exhausting dating you is like dating a stair master all I meant is that you're not likely to currently I wasn't making a comment on your parents I was just saying that you go to be you I was stating a fact that's all and if it's seem GRE then of course I apologize I have to go study you don't have to study why do you keep saying I don't have to study cuz you go to be you want to get some food I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education I'm sorry I don't have a robo so we're even I think we should just be friends I don't want friends I we just being polite I have no intention of being friends with you I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class and if we could just order some food I think we should be you are probably going to be a very successful computer person you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd and I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true it'll be because you're an [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] ch for [Music] don't I gu [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] Erica Albright's a [ __ ] do you think that's because her family changed their name from alre or do you think it's because all be you girls are [ __ ] for the record she may look like a 34C but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria Secret she's a 34b as in barely anything there false advertising the truth is she has a nice face I need to do something to take my mind off her easy enough except I need an idea I'm a little intoxicated I'm not going to lie so what if it's not even 10: p.m

2.and it's a Tuesday night really the Kirkland Facebook is open on my desktop and some of these people have pretty horrendous Facebook piics oh no Billy olon sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures next to pictures of farm animals and have people vote on Who's hotter good call Mr [Music] Olen yeah it's on I'm not going to do the farm animals but I like the idea of comparing two people together it gives the whole thing a very Turing feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than say choose a number to represent each person's hotness like they do on hot or.com the first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures unfortunately Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized Facebook so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in let the hacking begin [Music] first up is Kirkland they keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration so a little W get magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirland Facebook K [Music] stuff next is Elliot they're also open but with no IND index is on Apache I can run an empty search and it returns all the images in the database in a single page and I can save the page and Mozilla will save all the images for me he does excellent moving right along excuse me everybody you were at one of the oldest one of the most exclusive clubs not just at Harvard but in the world I want to welcome you all to Phoenix club's first party of the fall semester [Music] LEL has some security they require a username password combo and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access to the main FAS user database so they have no way of detecting an intrusion Adams has no security but limits the number of results to 20 a page all I need to do is break out the same script I used on LEL and we're set Quincy has no online Facebook what a sham nothing I can do about that dunster is intense not only is there no public directory but there's no directory at all you have to do searches and if your search returns more than 20 matches nothing gets returned and once you do get results they don't link directly to the images they link to a PHP that redirects or something weird this may be difficult I'll come back later hey sharp up what great one beautiful fish leard is a little better they still make you search but you can do an empty search and get links to pages with every student's picture it's slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time and there's no way I'm going to go to 500 pages to download P one at a time so it's definitely necessary to break out emac and modify that Pearl script [Music] you [Music] go done hey what's going on perfect timing Eduardo's here and he's going to have the key ingredient hey Mark wardo you and er split up how did you know that it's on your blog yeah are you all right I need you I'm here for you now I need the algorithm you used to rank chess players are you okay we're ranking girls you mean other students yeah you think this is such a good idea I need the algorithm all right I need the algorithm give each girl a base rating of, 1400 at any given time girl a has a rating r a and girl B has a rating RB when any two girls are matched up there's an expectation of which will win based on your current rating right yeah and those expectations are expressed this way let's write [Music] it the left the right the right works or should we send it to First D Neil who you going to send it to just a couple of people the question is or are they going to send it too [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hey guys check this out left left these girls right or left left right or left it's my roommate oh my God on the left this is pathetic right oh [ __ ] oh right he blocked about you you don't want to read it o Latina America is this yours I stole it from a [ __ ] get the hell out of here [Music] there an awful lot of traffic I think maybe we shouldn't shut it down before we get into [Music] trouble hello wait wait wait what 4 in the morning well there's a very unusual amount of traffic to the switch at Kirkland you're saying it's unusual for 4 in the morning no this would be unusual for half time at the Super Bowl all right got to go in what's going on Harvard's network is about to [Music] crash you don't think I do see if it's everybody I can't connect the Network's down unless it's a coincidence I think this is us it's not a coincidence holy [ __ ] so you were called in front of the ad board that's not what happened you weren't called in front of the administrative board no back I mean that's back at the bar with Erica Albright she said all that Mark that I said that stuff to her I was reading from the transcript of of her deposition why would you even need to depose her that's really for us to decide you think if I know she can make me look like a jerk I'll be more likely to settle why don't we stretch our legs for a minute can we do that it's been almost 3 hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time embarrassing Mr Zuckerberg with the girl's testimony from the bar I'm not embarrassed you just made a lot of that up she was under oath then I guess that would be the first time somebody's lied under oath site got 2200 hits within 2 hours, what 22,000 wow these guys are freaking fast is there any way to make this a fair fight jump out and swim we'd have to jump out and drown well you could roll forward and I could roll backward we're genetically identical science says we'd stay in one place just roll the damn boat you guys hear about this what two nights ago a sophomore choked the network from the laptop of Kirkland really at 4:00 a.m

3.oh he set up a website where we vote on the hotness of female undergrads what were we doing that none of us heard about this I don't know 3-hour low rate technical row before breakfast full course load studying another 3 hours in the tank and then studying I'm not sure how we missed it how much activity was there on this thing 22,000 page requests 22 ,000 Dam this guy hacked a Facebook has seven houses he set up the whole website in one night he did it while he was drunk 22,000 how do you know he was dring he was blogging simultaneously you know what I think where head to go this is our guy Cameron winlos w i n k l v o SS Cameron spelled the usual way Tyler winlos Tyler spelled the usual way and my last name is the same as my brother's Mr Zuckerberg this is an administrative Board hearing you're being accused of intentionally breaching security violating copyrights violating individual privacy by creating the website www.fc smash.com you're also charged with being in violation of University policy on distribution of digitized images before we begin with our questioning you're allowed to make a statement would you like to do so I've you know I've already apologized in the Crimson to the abhw to for Latina and to any women at Harvard who may have been insulted as I take it that they were as FR any charges stemming from the breach of security I believe I deserve some recognition from this board I'm sorry yes I don't understand which part you deserve recognition I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system excuse me may yes Mr Zuckerberg I'm in charge of sec for all computers on the Harvard Network and I can assure you of its sophistication in fact it was that level of sophistication that led us to you un l in 4 hours 4 hours yes sir that would be impressive except if you had known what you were looking for you would have seen it written on my dorm room window so 6 months academic probation well I have to make an example out of you they had my blog I shouldn't have written nothing about the farm animals that was stupid but I was kidding for God's sakes doesn't anybody have a sense of humor I tried to stop you I know how do you do this thing where you manage to get all girls to hate us why do I let you I know I can't do that wo I said I know okay let's look at a sample problem suppose we're given a computer with a 16bit virtual address and a page size of 256 bytes the system uses one level page tables that start at address hex 400 maybe you want dma on your 16 bit system who knows the first two pages are reserved for Hardware Flags Etc assume page table entries have eight status bits the eight status bits would then be anybody ah and I see we have our first surrender don't worry Mr Zuckerberg brighter men than you have tried and failed this class one valid bit one modified bit one reference bit permission that is correct does every got to see how he got [Music] there mark you Mark Zuckerberg yeah Cameron Winkle boss hi Tyler Winkle boss are you guys related it's good funny we never heard that before so what can I do for you did I insult your girlfriends no actually I don't know maybe we never asked maybe we should do that no we have an idea we want to talk to you about you got a minute you guys look like you spent some time at the gym we have to why we were crew yeah I've got a minute [Music] great so you ever been inside the Pelion no all right we understand we can't take you past the bike cuz you're not a member I've heard want a sandwich or something uh okay Mark right yeah mark Stan rendra our partner we were really impressed with face masch we checked you out you also built course match I don't know course match you can go online and see what courses your friends are taking it's really smart man Mark yeah we were talking about course match it was kind of a no-brainer uh you invented something in high school too right uh an app for an MP3 player that recognizes your taste in music anybody try to buy it Microsoft how much didn't sell it uploaded it for free for free yeah why okay well uh we have something that we've been working on for a while and we think it's great it's called The Harvard connection you create your own page interest bio friends p and then people can go online see your bio request yeah how is that different from Myspace or Friendster harvard.edu Harvard edu is the most prestigious email address in the country from the whole SES kind of based on the idea that girls uh not to put anything in delicate girls want to give guys a good Harbor if you and my brother don't have trouble putting things in delicate main difference between what we're talking about in Myspace a Friendster any of those other social networking sites is exclusivity right right yeah we'd love for you to work with us m i mean we need a gifted programmer who's creative and we know that you've been taking the sh women's groups are ready to declare fatwa but you know this could help rehabilitate your image wow you would do that for me we'd like to work with you our uh our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google our second programmer just got overwhelmed with school work uh we would need you to build a site write the code and we'll provide all the M what I'm in awesome that's what you said it was 3 or 4 years ago I don't know what I said when did you come to Eduardo I don't understand that question you remember answering in the affirmative the affirmative when did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook it was called the Facebook then this doesn't need to be that difficult I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits did you answer affirmatively when Tyler and Cameron winlos and Divan arendra asked you to build harbard connection did you say yes I said I'd help when did you approach Mr saver with the idea for the Facebook I wouldn't say I approached him sigh you can answer the question at a party at Alpha Epsilon Pi what's that the Jewish fraternity it was Caribbean [Music] [Music] night it's not that guys like me are generally attracted to Asian girls is that Asian girls were generally really attracted to guys like me I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys na I don't think is that complicated they're hot they're smart they're not Jewish and they can't dance hey Mark's here [Music] Mark I think I've come up with something hang on I got to tell you something you're not going believe on I got punched by the Phoenix are you kidding no I mean it's just the first for the process but they still the invitation under my my door tonight my first punch party tomorrow so you got punched by the Phoenix yeah it's probably just a diversity thing just a diversity thing just ride that horse until what do you want to talk to me about Mark yeah you said you come up with something yeah I think I've come up with something come outside 20° outside I can't stare at that Loop of Niagara Falls which has absolutely nothing to do with the Caribbean people came to face Mash in a stampede right yeah but it wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls you can go anywhere on the internet and see pictures of hot girls it was because they saw pictures of girls that they knew people want to go on the internet and check out their their friends so why not build a website that offers that friends pictures profiles whatever you can visit browse around maybe it's someone you just met at a party but I'm not talking about a dating site I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online I can't feel my legs I know I'm totally psyched about this too but wo yeah it would be exclusive you would have to know the people on the site to get past your own page like getting punched that's good why it's like a final Club except were the president I told him I thought it sounded great it was a great idea there was nothing to hack people were going to provide their own pictures their own information and people had the ability to invite or not invite their friends to join see in a world where social structure was everything that was the thing it was a big project and he was going to have to write tens of thousands of lines of code so I wondered why he was coming to me and not his roommates Dustin moskovitz and Chris Hughes they were programmers we're going to need a little startup cash to rent the servers and get it online so that was why did he offer terms yes we split it 7030 70 for me 30 for you for putting up the $1,000 and for handling everything on the business end your CFO and you said I said let's do it okay did he add anything else yes it probably was a diversity thing but so what why do you think he said that gret excuse me for interrupting but whose Discovery is this s if you'll let me continue with my they're suggesting I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched by the Phoenix and began to plan to screw him out of a company I hadn't even invented yet were you gr jealous of Eduardo oh stop typing we're off I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life but at the moment I could buy Mount Auburn Street take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my pingpong room oh let know how the party [Music] is we recognize that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook and a witness in another yes sir at any time in the weeks prior to Marks telling you his idea did he mention Tyler winkos Cameron Winos Divan arendra or Harvard connection yes he said they'd asked him to work on their sight but that he looked at what they had and decided it wasn't worth his time he said even his most pathetic friend friends knew more about getting people interested in a website than These Guys these guys meaning my clients yes he he resented Mark resented that they that your clients thought that he needed to rehabilitate His Image after face smash Mar didn't want to rehabilitate anything with face smash he hacked into the harvor computers he thumbed his nose at the adboard he' gotten a lot of notoriety face Mash did exactly what he wanted it to do were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building the Facebook he was also communicating with the plaintiffs not at the time I wasn't but it really didn't have much to do with the Winkle vos's dating site how how would you know you won't even know were you aware that while Mr Zuckerberg was building the Facebook he was leading the plaintiffs to believe he was building Harvard connection you're offering a conclusion not found in evidence we are about to find it in evidence from Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler winlos November 30th 2003 I read over all the stuff you sent me re Harvard connection and it seems like it shouldn't take too long to implement so we can talk about it after I get all the basic functionality up tomorrow night from Mark Zuckerberg to Cameron winkl boss December 1st 2003 sorry I was unreachable tonight I just got about three of your Miss calls I was working on a problem set for my systems class from Mark Zuckerberg to Tyler and camon wos December 10 2003 this week has been pretty busy thus far with classes and work so I think it's probably best to postpone the meeting I'm also really busy tomorrow okay anybody else feel like there's something up with this guy tell them okay but we do have to make sure that we meet up before we all go off a break I know I know yeah watch out [Music] [Music] hey Mark uh I need a dedicated Linux box running Apache with the MyQ back end it's going to cost a little more money how much more about 200 more do we need it got to handle the traffic do it already did hey guess what I made the second cup that's good you should be proud of that right there don't worry if you don't make it any [Music] further I I'll get out of here from Mark Zuckerberg from Tyler and Cameron winter boss and divian arendra December 15th 2003 I have a CS problem set that I'm just getting started with and it should be about 15 hours of coding so I'll be busy tomorrow night I won't really be free to meet until till next Wednesday afternoon I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon I've basically been in the lab this whole time and also I won't be able to do Saturday as I have to meet up with my [Music] parents as a clack reads this is John Harvard founder of Harvard University in 1638 it's also called the statue of three lies what are the three lives Mr Dow the three lies first [ __ ] take your pants off I know a Mr Sab one Harvard was founded in 1636 not 1638 two Harvard was not founded by John Harvard and three that is not John Harvard who is it friend of the sculptor Daniel Chester keep your jacket on 39 days after Mr zurg's initial meeting with my clients and he still hadn't completed work on Harvard connection but on January 11th 2004 Mr Zuckerberg registered the domain name the Facebook via Network Solutions to the best of your knowledge had even begun work on harbard connection not to my knowledge no the world is this hey Cameron I'm still a little skeptical that we haven't enough functionality in the site to really draw the attention and gain the critical mass necessary to get a site like this to run we'll speak soon this is the first time he mentioned any problem yes it was you sent 36 emails to Mr Zuckerberg and received 16 emails in return and this was the first time he indicated he was not happy that's correct he had 42 days to study your system and get out ahead do you see any of your code on Facebook did I use any of your code you stole our whole goddamn idea fellas match.com for can I continue with my deposition you know you really don't need a forensics team to get to the bottom of this if you guys were the inventors of Facebook you'd have invented Facebook I can't wait to stand over your shoulder in what you write as a check no [ __ ] let's continue February 4 2004 Mark there is a girl in your art history class her name is Stephanie Addis do you happen to know she has a boyfriend have you ever seen her with anyone and if not do you happen to know if she's looking to go out people don't walk around with a sign on them that says something mark [Music] [Music] supposed to be the 9 SL have to add something [Music] what [ __ ] that looks good that looks really good it's clean and simple no Disneyland no live new girls watch what you right relationship status interested in this is what drives life in college are you having sex or aren't you it's why people take certain class and sit where they sit and do what they do when at at some Center you know that's what the Facebook is going to be about people are going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon there's a chance they're actually going to going to get laid meet a girl yes that is really good and that was it what do you mean it's ready it's ready yeah right now that was it and here is the Mast head you made a mast head yeah Ardo s co-founder and CFO yeah you have no idea what that's going to mean to my father sure I do it going live right now get your laptop out why do you need my laptop cuz you got emails for everybody at the Phoenix oh yeah I'm not sure if it's going to be cool them that I spam their this is not spam no I know it's not spam if we send it to our friends is just going to bounce around work I haven't gotten in yet these guys know people and I need their emails sure good give me the mailing list jabberwock 12

4.list serve at Harvard edu these guys they're literary Geniuses cuz the world's most obvious most Carol references in they're not so bad I'm just saying yeah you're [Music] right the s's life you know let's go get a drink and celebrate I'm buying Mark Mark are you [Music] praying what ever happened to cold porter in irban Berlin Valentine State theme they're playing love songs good point cuz C Porter Irving Berlin never wrote any love songs honey you should put your laptop away seven different people spam me the same link see what is it I don't know I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler cuz I can never get enough of that no it's not what [Music] this is okay what what is wrong hey hey not now need 20 minutes okay I just wanted to let you know that Zuckerberg stole our website Mark Zuckerberg he stole our website he been live for more than 36 hours Mr Hotchkiss Lor's on the phone with d uh yes sir I'm I'm here with my brother Tyler and our business partner div welcome to the Facebook the Facebook is an online directory that connects people through different social networks you must have a harvard

5.ed address to register that's right yes sir I called earlier I'm looking for Mark Zuckerberg yes sir he's actually quoted a couple times I can read it to you everyone's been talking a lot about a universal Facebook within Harvard he says um he meing more I think it's kind of silly that it would take the university a couple of years to get around to it I can do a class year job than they can and I did it in tell nendra called I know that's how we talk appreciate it as of yesterday evening Zucker Brook said over 650 students had registered to use the facebook.com he said he anticipated that 900 students would have joined the side by this morning uh div was just reading that 650 students signed up for it on the first day God it if I was a drug dealer I couldn't give free drugs to 650 people in one day this guy doesn't have three friends to rub together and make forth come on all right yes that's what we'll do Mr hodkin we'll put all this together and we'll email it to you uh well you won't be able to go on the website yourself because you don't have a Harvard um you know what it would just be easier for us to email it to you I'm sure you're right he's he's a good guy and he's very bright and I'm sure he didn't mean to do wow what he did all right thank you very much and Dad all right love you too this is a good guy we don't know that he's not a good guy we know he stole our idea we know he lied to our faces for a month and a half no he never lied to our faces okay he never saw our faces fine he lied to our email accounts he gave himself a 42-day head start because he knows what apparently you don't which is that getting there first is everything I'm a competitive racer div I don't think you need to school me on the importance of getting there first thank you all right that was your father's lawyer this is in house counsel he's going to look at all this and if he thinks it's appropriate he'll send a season to Sis letter what's that going to do what do you want hire an IP lawyer and sue him no I want to hire The Sopranos to beat the [ __ ] out of him with a hammer we don't even have to do that that's right we can do that ourselves I'm 65 220 and there's two of me whatever I'm saying let's calm down until we know what we're talking about how much more information are you waiting for we met with Mark three times we exchanged 52 emails we can prove that he looked at the code and what is that on the bottom of the page there a Mark Zuckerberg production on the homepage on every page [ __ ] I need a second to let the classiness waft over me okay look we don't they wrote Zuckerberg said he hoped the Privacy options would help restore his reputation following student outrage over fa smash.com it's exactly what we said to him he's giving us the finger in the Crimson now while we're waiting for Dad's lawyer to look this stuff over we can at least get something going in the paper so people know that this is in dispute we're not starting a knife fight in the crimson and we're not suing anybody why not I don't I understand why not he's going to say it's stupid but who me say it why not because we're gentlemen of Harvard this is Harvard where you don't plant stories and you don't sue people you you thought he was going to be the only one who thought that was stupid during the time when you say you had this idea did you know Tyler and Cameron came from a family of means a family of means did you know their father was wealthy I'm not sure why you're asking me that it's not important you'll be sure why I'm asking it's not important to you s did you know that they came from money I had no idea whether they came from money or not in one of your emails to Mr narender you referenced Howard winkl vos's consulting firm if you say so Howard winlos founded a firm whose assets are in the hundreds of millions you also knew Tyler and Cameron were members of a Harvard final club called a porcelian they pointed that out excuse us for inviting you in to the Bike Room please so it's safe to say you were aware that my clients had money yes let me tell you why I'm asking I'm wondering why if you needed $1,000 for an internet Venture you didn't ask my clients for they had demonstrated an interest to you in that kind of thing I went to my friend for the money because that's who I wanted to be partners with Eduardo was the president of the Harvard investors Association and he was also my best friend your best friend is suing you for $600 million I didn't know that tell me more Eduardo what happened after the initial launch sorry s would you mind addressing him as Mr Sav Gretchen they're best friends not anymore oh we already went through this on the never mind Mr Savon what happened after the initial launch it exploded everybody on campus was using it Facebook me it was a common expression after two weeks and uh Mark and Mark was the biggest thing on a campus that included 19 Noble lats 15 po Prize winners two future Olympians and a movie star who's the movie star doesn't matter no it was a beautiful day and I was in my rad cook dorm room he brought that magazine up and he showed it to me and he said look it's going to happen without us we've got to start now and I said okay let's get basic out there now most of you think you know the rest of the story but you may not the beginnings of this industry were very humble that computer on the cover of that magazine had an 8080 processor in it unless you paid extra for a 1K memory board you got 256 bytes so the challenge when I wrote basic wasn't just to run at 4K bytes but I also had to leave room for the users to run their programs in 4k BS so I made deals with you is that Mark Zuckerberg you made the Faceook both of our yeah yes cool I'm Christi this Alis nice to meet you Facebook when you get home you can all go grab a drink certainly absolutely do they all ran basic so when you turn it on the screen the monitor was all a translator she said Facebook me and we can all go for a drink later which is suddenly great for two reasons one she said Facebook me right and then the other I want to have drinks later yes have you ever heard so many different good things P into one regular size sentence excuse me Mark yeah I'm steuart singer I'm in your OS lab sure awesome job with the Facebook awesome job thanks I'm Bob how you doing you know I could swear he was looking at you when he said the next Bill Gates could be right in this room I I doubt it and I showed up late I don't even know who the speaker was was Bill Gates [ __ ] that makes sense all right thanks guys you [ __ ] Bill Gates for an hour we got on get a Glock and kill you time to monetize the thing what were their n you what I just said what I said it's time to monetize the site what does that mean it means it's time for the website to start generating Revenue no I know what the words means ask how do you want to do it advertising no well we got 4,000 members cuz the Facebook is cool and if we start installing popups for Mountain Mountain Dew but at some point and I'm talking as the business end of the company the we don't even know what it is yet we don't know what it is we don't know what it can be we don't know what it will be we know that it is cool that is a Priceless asset I'm not giving up so won't it be finished it won't be finished that's the point the way Fashion's never finished what fashion fashion is never finished you're talking about fashion really you I'm talking about the idea of it and I'm saying that it's never finished okay but they managed to make money selling pants um Mark what is this what this it's called a cease and assist letter what were their names who the girls when did you get this about 10 days ago right after we launched the site Jesus Christ hey the girls what were their names saying the winlos twins are saying that you stole their idea I find that to be a little more than mildly annoying oh well they find it to be intellectual property theft why didn't you show this to me it was addressed to me they're saying that we stole the Facebook from divian arendra and the win I know what it says did we did we what don't screw around with me now look at me the letter says we could face legal action no it says I could face legal action this is from a lawyer Mark they must feel they have some grounds the lawyer is their father's house counsel do they have grounds the grounds are our thing is cool and popular and Harvard connection is lame wardo I didn't use any of their code I promise I didn't use anything look a guy who builds a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever has built a chair okay they came to me with an idea I had a better one why didn't you show me this letter I didn't think it was a big deal okay so if there's something wrong if there's ever anything wrong you can tell me I'm the guy that wants to help this is our thing now is there anything that you need to tell me no what are we doing about this I went to a 3L Student Legal Services and he told me to write them back and what did you say when we met in January I expressed my doubts about the site where it stood with Graphics how much programming was left that I had not anticipated the lack of Hardware we had to deal with site use the lack of promotion that would go on to successfully launch the website this was the first time you raised any of those concerns right I'd raised concerns before [ __ ] not to us gentlemen I'm talking about at the meeting in January to which this letter is referring yeah let me rephrase this you sent my clients 16 emails in the first 15 you didn't raise any concerns is that a question in the 16th email you raised concerns about the sight's functionality were you leading them on for 6 weeks y then why didn't you raise any of these concerns before it's raining I'm sorry it just started raining Mr Zuckerberg do I have your full attention no do you think I deserve it what do you think I deserve your full attention I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition and I don't want to purger myself so I have a legal obligation to say no okay no you don't think I deserve your attention I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall they have a right to give it a tribe but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie you have part of my attention you have the minimum amount the rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room including and especially your clients are intellectually or creatively capable of doing did I adequately answer your condescending question I have 12:45 why don't we say that's lunch back at 2:30 so uh what were their names their names were Christy and Ellis and they want to have drinks tonight wow don't [Music] hey man sorry um couple girls were freshing up in there sweet yeah Ries [Music] I'll be right back Mark we going Mark Erica hi I saw you from over there I didn't know you came to this club first time mine too could I talk to you alone for a second I think I'm good right here I just I'd love to talk to you alone if we could just go someplace right here is fine I don't know if you heard about this new website I launched no the Facebook you called me a [ __ ] on the internet Mark that's why I wanted to talk to you we on the internet my I came over comparing women to farm animals I didn't end up doing that didn't stop you from writing it as if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared the internet's not written pencil Mark it's written in ink and you published that Erica Albright was a [ __ ] right before you made some ignorant crack about my family's name my BR size and then rated women based on their hotness Erica is there a problem no there's no problem you WR your SN [ __ ] from a dark room because that's what the angry do nowadays I was nice to you don't torture me for it if we could just go somewhere for a minute I don't want to be rude to my friends okay okay good luck with your video game hey that was great that was the right thing to do you apologized right we have to expand you want more is he mad about something okay we are expanding to Yale and Columbia Dustin I want you to share the coding work with me Chris you're going to be in charge of publicity and Outreach and you could start by getting a story in The Bu student newspaper it's the bridge they hate doing stories about Harvard somebody at the newspaper will be a computer science major tell them that Mark Zuckerberg will do 10 hours of free programming why do you want a story in The Bu newspaper because I do now here's the arrangement Eduardo is CFO and owns 30% of the company Dustin is vice president and head of programming and his 5% of the company will come from my end uh Chris is director of publicity and his compensation will depend on the amount of work he ends up doing any questions who are the girls sorry um Christy and Alice hi hi hello hi is there anything we can do no that's it Yale in Columbia let's go and Stanford what Stanford it's time for them to see this in Palo Alto you don't want any lunch no you're welcome to some salad no thank you this must be hard who are you I'm Marilyn doy I introduced myself I mean what are you do I'm a second your associate at the firm my boss wanted me to sit in on the deposition phase what are you doing checking in to see how it's going in Bosnia Bosnia they don't have roads but they have Facebook you must really hate the Winkle voses I don't hate anybody the Winkle VI aren't suing me for intellectual property theft they are suing me because For the First Time in their lives things didn't work out the way they were supposed to for them he's expanding what he's expanding to Yale Columbia and Stanford is going to be in the Crimson tomorrow really yep well looks like that cease and desist that really scared the [ __ ] out of them huh I want to hire a lawyer to fall injunctive relief and get the sight taken down now every minute the sight is up harbard connection becomes us valuable I want an injunction I want damages I want punitive relief and I want him dead yeah I want those things too why aren't we doing anything about it because we're gentlemen of Harvard because you're not thinking how it's going to look how is it going to look it's like my brother and I are in skeleton costumes Chasing The Karate Kid around a high school gym Cam he's violated Massachusetts state law when he goes to Connecticut New York and California he'll violate federal law and by the way he's in violation of Harvard Law there's no such thing as Harvard Law wait yeah there is Harvard student handbook every freshman has issued one of these and somewhere in this book it says you can't steal from another student this is what we needed we're going to Summers but you can't get a meeting with Larry Summers my brother and I we paay tuition at this school we carry a 3.9 GPA at this school we won trophies for this school and we'll be rowing in the Olympics for this school I want a meeting with goddamn president of the school why Stanford why do you think sorry I'm wait for Bio okay you don't know my name do you is it Stanford I should just kick your ass how do you go to a party and you meet you're Ritter but you prefer Amy you're from a Renda your father's in commercial real estate and your mother's 10 years sober that's my major Trum bone really I remember something about a trombone French we your Major's French yours mine I don't have one you haven't declared I don't go to school you're kidding no well where did you go to school William Taft Elementary for a little while seriously you're not like 15 years old or anything are you no you're not like 15 are you no so what do you do I'm an entrepreneur you're unemployed I wouldn't say that what would you say that I'm an entrepreneur well then what was your latest preneur well I founded an internet company that let folks download and share music for free kind of like Napster exactly like Napster what do you mean I founded Napster Sean Parker founded Napster nice to meet you you're Sean Parker aha you see the shoes on the other uh foot table which is turned I just slept with Shawn Parker you just slept on sea Parker you're a zillionaire not technically what are you broke there's not a lot of money and free music even less when you're being sued by everyone who's ever been to the Grammys this is blowing my mind I appreciate that I got to hop in the shower and get ready for class biocam even though you're a French major whose name is Amy you passed I'm a hard worker there's um there's juice or anything else you can find help yourself you might have to check my email yeah go ahead Amy Amy yeah can you come out of here just a second there's a snake in here Amy [Music] what where okay there isn't a snake but I need to ask you something are you kidding me I could have been killed how by running too fast and getting twisted in the curtain what do you need to ask me yeah I went to check my email and there's a website open on your computer yeah after you passed out last night I went on the Facebook for a little bit what's that the Facebook Stanford's had it for like two weeks now it's really awesome except it's freakishly addictive seriously I'm on the thing like five times a day mind if I send myself an email yeah is everything okay everything's great I just need to find you marike Zuckerberg You' never been in this building before this building's 100 years older than the country it's in so do be careful we're sitting in chairs yes very good you can go in now that's their own stupidity I should have been there well darkness is the absence of light and the stupidity of that instance was the absence of me Catherine I've got students in my office now students undergrads I don't know from the looks of it they want to sell me a Brooks for his franchise all right good morning good morning sir I'm Cameron winkl Vos and this is my brother Ty and you're here because either of you can answer I'm sorry S I thought you reading the letter read the letter well we came up with an idea for a website called Harvard connection we since changed the name to connect to you and Mark Zuckerberg stole that idea I understand and I'm asking what you want me to do about it well sir in the Harvard student handbook which is distributed to each freshman Under The Heading standards of Conduct in the Harvard Community it says the college expects all students to be honest and forthcoming in their dealings with with members in this community students are required to respect public and private ownership and instances of theft misappropriation and yes sir punch me in the face go ahead or unauthorized use will result in disciplinary action including the requirement to withdraw from the college and you memorize that instead of doing what what my brother and I came here today to ask of you respectfully course it's against University rules to steal from another student PL and simp you've spoken to your housem yes sir and the housem made a recommendation to the ad board but the adboard won't see have you tried dealing with the other student directly Mr Zuckerberg hasn't been responding to any of our emails or phone calls for the last two weeks he doesn't answer when we knock on his door at Kirkland and the closest I've come to dealing with him face to face is when I saw him on the quad and chased him through Harvard Square chased him I I I saw him and I know he saw me I went after him and then he disappeared I don't see this as a university issue of course this is a university issue there's a Code of Ethics and an honor code and he violated you enter into a code of ethics with the university not with each other I'm sorry president Summers but what you just said makes no sense to me at all I'm devastated by that what what my brother means is if Mark Zuckerberg walked into our dorm room and and sto our computer that would be a university issue I really don't know this office doesn't handle Petty Larsen this isn't Petty Larsen this idea is potentially worth millions of dollars millions yes you might just be letting your imaginations run away with you sir I honestly don't think you're in any position to make that call I was the US Treasury secretary I'm in some position to make that call letting our imaginations run away with us is exactly what we were were told to do in your freshman address well then I would suggest that you let your imaginations run away with you on a new project you would yes everyone at Harvard's inventing something Harvard undergraduates believe that inventing a job is better than finding a job so I'll suggest again that the two of you come up with a new new project I I'm sorry sir but that's not the point please arrive at the point you don't have to be an intellectual property expert to understand the difference between right and wrong and you're saying that I don't of course I'm not saying that sir I'm saying that really sir and how did they get this appointment colleagues of their father let me tell you something Mr winkl Voss Mr winkl Voss since you're on the subject of right and wrong this action this meeting the two of you being here is wrong it's not worthy of Harvard it's not what Harvard saw in you you don't get special treatment we never asked just start another project we're making a diama for a science you a problem with that Mr win never asked for special treat courts are always at your disposal is there anything else I can do for you you could take the Harvest suit hand look good hi thank you very much for your time sir whoops broke your 335 year- Old doorknob Eduardo spring break you and Mr Zuckerberg took a trip to New York yes what was the purpose of the trip well as CFO I had set up some meetings with potential advertisers who paid for the trip who paid for it a $1,000 account I had set up a few months earlier at this point your $1,000 was the only money that had been put into the company yes how did you feel the meetings went it went terribly why Mark was asleep I was not asleep can I rephrase my answer I wish he'd been asleep so we're in 29 schools now with over 75,000 members people who go on the Facebook tend to stay on longer than almost any other website now here's the most most impressive statistic 91% of people who try it once will come back now if you allow me excuse me one second what sound is he making it's not like a TSK wasn't a tisk it was like a glottal stuff almost a gag reflex guess what is this there was one more meeting scheduled for the New York trip yes it was a dinner it was set up through my girlfriend at the time would you say that Mark was excited about this meeting yes very they're not going to C us you might look around it'll be embarrassing tell him they're not going to card us they're not going to card us Mark are you going to talk about ads again unless you're the ballet theater of Harford the purpose of a business is to make a profit it isn't a business yet that's that's tough for me cuz my job never mind he's 25 minutes late he found a Napster when he was 19 he can be late he's not a God and what is he he's 25 minutes late I think we're just jealous I honestly wasn't jealous I was nervous why I didn't know him at all but I had done a search and I'd asked around and he struck me as kind of um a wild card what he crashed out of two pretty big internet companies in spectacular fashion he's had a reputation with drugs he also founded the companies we don't need him he's here take time and he does own a watch I'm Sean Parker how do you do you must be Eduardo and Christie and Mark great to meet you great to meet you you guys don't have anything in front of you no Tori you're way hey baby boy can you pronounce some things the lacquered pork with that Ginger com feet tuna tartar and the lobster claws that will get us started Christie what do you like to drink an Appletini great for those from that point on it was a [Music] shaon the question was what did you talk [Music] [Music] about he took us through his episode with Napster I didn't want to spend my 20s as a professional defendant who knew the music industry doesn't have a sense of humor we tried to sell the company to pay the 35 million they said we owed in royalties but I guess to them that was a little like selling a stolen car to pay for the stolen gas so we said screw it declared bankruptcy you made a name for yourself and you are dry Tori I'm good and then he went on to his second business venture which was an online Rolodex that he got thrown out of by cas and I wanted to do it nice this time I put on a tie and I shine my shoes but nobody wants to take orders from a kid so let me tell you what happens to a 20-year-old at the top of hot.com I'm not a psychiatrist but I'm glad we've got that on the record you're not a psychiatrist but what a psychiatrist would say that he was paranoid they'll hire private detectives who follow you day and night you're Target for high priced escorts I can't prove it but I know they tap my phones whatever it is that's going to trip you up you've done already private behavior is a relic of a time gone by and if somehow some way you've managed to live your life like the dolly Lama they'll make [ __ ] up because they don't want you they want your idea and they want you to say thank you while you excuse me wipe your chin and walk away that's what happened to you and delusional yes but they'll be payback at case I brought down the record companies with Napster and case will suffer for their sins too sorry you didn't you didn't bring down the record companies they won in court yeah you want to buy a tower record said wo and he told story after story about life in Silicon Valley and parties at Stanford down in La friends become millionaires but mostly how Mark had to he had to come to California and then he cut around to the Facebook so tell me about your progress well we're in 29 schools now we got over 75,000 M tell me about the strategy you're using okay for instance we wanted Baylor in Texas but Baylor already had a Network on campus so instead of going right after then we made a list of every school within 100 miles put the Facebook on those campuses first pretty s Bor kids were seeing their friends on our site we were it's called the little Bitcoin that's smart Mark oh thanks that was mine easy hey you know what settle an argument for us I say it's time to start making money from the Facebook but Mark doesn't want to advertise you who's right neither of you yet the Facebook is cool that's what it's got going for yeah you don't want to ruin it with ads because ads aren't cool exactly it's like you're throwing the greatest party on campus and someone saying it's got to be over by 11 that's exactly you don't even know what the thing is yet how big it can get how far it can go this is no time to take your Chips down a million doll isn't cool you know what's cool you a billion dollar that shut everybody up and that's where you're headed a billion doll valuation unless you take bad advice in which case you may as well have come up with a chain of very successful yogurt shops when you go fishing you you can catch a lot of fish or you can catch a big fish you ever walk into a guy's den and see a picture of him standing next to 14 trout no he's holding a 3,000 lb Marlin yep that's a good inell okay but we all know that Marlins don't really weigh 3,000 lb right have you seen the big ones up close no I haven't but I don't think the guy is holding a Marlin the size of a Range Rover that would be a really big fish and a very strong guy you think we might be getting away from the point I don't have a dog in this fight I'm just a fan who came to say hi he owned Mark after that dinner he picked up the check he told Mark theyd talk again soon and he was gone but not before he made his biggest contribution to the company drop the the just Facebook it's cleaner [ __ ] there's got to be some kind of land speed record for talking you want to end the party at I'm trying to pay for the party there won't be a party unless it's cool what do you think yeah sure let's drop the though I meant catching the Marlin instead of the 14 trout doesn't that sound good if you're a trout I'm going to enter this into the record Inc Corporation papers for Facebook and LLC registered in Florida why Florida it's where my family lives and ask the respondent to stipulate that the Articles of Incorporation State the ownership as follows 65% for Mark Zuckerberg 30% for Eduardo Sav and 5% for Dustin mosit and we stipulate and that was April 13th 2004 you can mark it you have anything here yes thank you Mr Sav have you ever done anything that might be considered legitimate grounds for termination no you never did anything to embarrass the company or even seriously jeopardize it no no no you were accused of animal cruelty wait you weren't this is this is not happening I have here an article from the Crimson Jesus Christ I can't have this oh come on man this is [ __ ] this is another club playing a prank I'd gotten into the Phoenix I'd been accepted and as part of my initiation I had to for one week carry with me at all times and take care of a chicken they identify you as one of the founders of Facebook junior Eduardo Cy I'm not the expert but being connected to torturing animals is probably bad for business I did not torture the chicken I don't torture chickens are you crazy no and settle down please I have here an article from the crion this es skaing 956 I was having dinner in the Kirkland dining hall with Mark and I had the chicken with me because I had to have the chicken with me at all times this was College somebody's going to have to answer for this 9969 and the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner so I and I had to feed Fe my chicken so I what I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken someone must have seen me because the next thing I knew I was being accused of forced cannibalism I didn't know you couldn't do that I dealt with the various animal rights groups I dealt with the associate dean of the college this was all resolved 988 someone from the pork or the fly must have reported it for all I know it was the Winkle VES all right let's just forget about it this is absurd I'm being accused of animal cruelty it's better to be accused of necrophilia it is better to be accused of necrofilia I'm going to have to explain this to my father I'm going to have to explain this to everybody I'm going what is happening on that my final coming up for postar and Contemporary Art and I haven't been to class I'm supposed to write about these four paintings that's a Facebook page yeah I opened it under an alias I posted the paintings and asked people to comment every once in a while I hop on and S the pot to get a good debate going Mr Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam I'd rather not answer that Gretchen and why not cuz I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam that's not what friends do well you just told he was cheating oops you told your lawyers I was torturing animals no he didn't tell us about it at all our litigators are capable of finding a crimson article in fact when we raised the subject with him he defended you oops 993 we are so close oh yeah that reminds me um we're going to need more money W yeah no I agree more servers more health I'm interviewing two interns to come to paloalto and we're going to have to pay them something sorry what I already found a house for rent on a street two blocks from the Stanford campus it is perfect and it's got a pool when did you decide to go to California for the summer you mean when did I actually decide somewhere in the middle of the Sha Parker variety hour he was right California is the place we've got to be would you Jed clamp it I don't know you guys got The Beverly Hillbillies in Brazil yeah Sean Brazil was genius what is your problem with Sean he doesn't bring anything to the table he doesn't have money Dustin's a better programmer he's got connections to VCS we need VCS we need advertisers and I have connections to VCS they're real players and as someone who's just really embarrassed the company in a bad way it was the Winkle of us is Mark hang on hit refresh 150,000 and four 150,000 members wo congratulations congratulations you don't think it was strange that he was followed by private detectives who came up with nothing enough to get him out of the company the drugs the girls we don't know that any of that's true can read about it and I can read about you torturing Birds since one is reading about something fish eat other fish the Marlins and the trout what's he talking about I'm interviewing interns at 10: tomorrow night in the Cs lab get on board with this man you know I don't really know what else to say [Applause] what's going on 10 minutes to get Rude access to a python web server Expos its SSL encryption and then intercept all traffic over it secure Port they're hacking yes all behind a pick firewall emulator but here's the beauty you know I didn't understand anything you just said right I do know that so what's the beauty every 10 fly have code written they have to drink a shot and hacking supposed to be stealth so every time the server H an intrusion the candidate responsible has to drink a shot I have a program running that has a pop-up window appear simultaneously on all five computers the last candidate to hit the window has to drink a shot plus every 3 minutes they all have to drink a shot hey can I ask what part of the intern's job will they need to be able to do drunk you're right more relevant test might be seeing if they can keep a chicken alive for a week that was me what is this I open a new account put $188,000 in it that gave you through the [Applause] summer welcome to [Applause] Facebook $188,000 yes in addition to the $1,000 you'd already put up yes a total of $199,000 now yes hang on I'm just checking your math on that yes I got the same thing may I continue after expressing misgivings about Mr Zuckerberg taking the company and moving it to California for the summer why did you put $188,000 in an account for his use I figure we were Partners I wanted to be a team player I figured Mark Dustin and the new interns could work on the site while I was generating Advertiser interest in New York but mostly I figured how much could possibly go wrong in 3 [Music] months I didn't die I know I made it you did okay ready that was like an eight that was like a two it was better than that yeah I'm okay you sure yeah than that's a doorbell I didn't know we had a doorbell Andrew get the door no he's wired in that's going to cut into security P Andrew down voice Sean Mark do you live here yeah do you we were right across the street we saw the chimney yeah is anybody H you no you live across the street I'm Sharon this is my Sharon she lives across the street I was helping move out we saw the chimney we had a zip line to the pool you came to California yeah you made the right choice here you go sure I'm so sorry I know you were going to I no wait this house and this team are great it's exactly what it should be I'm Sean Parker oh he's wired in that's what I'm talking about where's Eduardo he got an internship in New York Eduardo didn't come out [Music] I was crashing there for a little bit while I'm taking care of some things but she's done for the summer so she's back at her parents place the homeless Rockstar PA all right what you plan for the summer [Music] Mark I'm sorry I was looking at the architecture I asked what your planned for this 100 schools by the end of the summer we're going to go to the restroom [Music] okay your date looks so familiar to you she looks familiar to a lot of people what what do you mean a Stanford NBA named Roy Raymond wants to buy his wife some launch but he's too embarrassed to shop board in a department store comes up with idea for a highend place that doesn't make you feel like a curber he gets a $40,000 bank loan borrows another 40,000 from his in-laws opens a store and calls it Victoria Secret makes a half million doll his first year starts a catalog opens three more stores and after 5 years he SS the company to lesie Wexner and limited $4 million the ending right except 2 years later the comp's worth $500 million and Roy Rond the G brid one guy just want to buy his wife a par thigh was that a parable my date's a Victoria Secret model that's why she looks familiar to you don't be impressed by all this I read your blog oh oh you know no that was for you know why I started n girl I led in high school was with the co- captain of the barsony lacrosse team and I wanted to take her from it so I decided to come up with the next big thing I didn't know that Master wasn't a failure I changed the music industry for better and for always it may not have been good business but it pissed a lot of people off and isn't that what your face masch was about they're scared of me pal and they're going to be scared of you what the VCS wanted to say good idea kid grown-ups will take a premere but not this time this is our time this time you're going to you're going to hand him a business card that says I'm CEO [ __ ] that's what I want for you so where the hell is Eduardo he's in New York sucking up to adexx he's got internship comp's here a billion doll comp's here do you leave him read Facebook yes I know you do W wants to be a businessman and for all I know he's going to be a good one but he shouldn't be in New York kissing Madison Avenue's ass this was a once in a generation holy [ __ ] idea and the water under the Golden Gate is freezing cold look at my face and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about did you ever think about that girl what girl the the girl from high school who was with the crossing no you guys are going to talk about B we shot 100 schools by the end of the summer yeah tell you what justest good faith you're getting into boo I'll put you on two [Music] continents if you don't have a place to crash I think you should definitely come and live with us let's line up some shots excuse me you can take this away and bring back the uh 1942 absolutely Mr [Music] [Music] second [Music] [Music] and the [Music] come on [Music] [Music] [Music] whatever tremendous Grace thank you oh and this is my brother Cameron excellent sir his Ro Highness Prince Albert yourness sister is Cameron and Tyler Winker of course brilliant race I've never seen a race that close yes sir my grandfather Jack Kelly was one of the Premier rowers of his day I've been coming to Henley for 30 years and I've never seen a race that close have you have you seen a race that close no your highness mile and a half races are more commonly won by a boat l through to yes that's absolutely right brutally close May introduce my teammates this I'm sorry you'll have to excuse us onto the D you flew all the way out here to see that when a miss brother how was the royalty oh I just wanted him to tell me a couple more times how close the race was just brutally brutally brutally excruciating Jesus the guy's a prince of a country that's size anuy relax it's fine Bo Mr Winkle us that was a tough beat I'm sorry that you and Mom had to fly all the way out here to see no don't ever apologize to me for losing a race like that don't ever apologize to anyone for losing a race like that boys Mr kenri Dad this is Mr kenri head of the host family for this week oh pleasure to meet you good to meet you I just had a phone chat with my alter she told me that she and her friends were already talking about the race which they've just seen by their computers new website called Facebook do you have this in America I'm going to find your mother I said something wrong da doesn't go to school in the state no no Cambridge majoring in French literature I wasn't aware there was such a thing and they have Facebook at Cambridge and apparently Oxford and the London School of Economics that's where her friends are as aome good race boys sir take bitter with the bettery I'm watch the rest it's so line I want to see it stop it stop it cim knock it off I don't mind that we lost to the Dutch today by less than a second that was a good race and that was a Fair Race and they'll see us again what I mind and what you should mind is showing up on Monday for a race that was run on Sunday we tried talking to ourselves we tried writing a letter we tried the adboard and we tried talking to the president of the University now I am asking you for the last time let's take the considerable resources at our disposal and sue him in federal court come on I need a real drink screw it let's gut the freaking nerd that's what he talking about check it out I saw him today Manningham Mitchell Manningham my SEC what he got hang on are you guys using spikes or ghost misses we don't know we're just shooting at each other you sweet kamakazi I saw him getting into his turbo Carrera and he saw me too I know he did don't don't sweat it I'm want to does anybody hear that banging you don't hear anything you're writing code dude somebody's at the door it's not a dish best served cold it's best served immediately and relentlessly I'm going to call you back what's up what's up Mark was supposed to picked me up to the airport an hour ago I've been calling himself he was on a 36 6 hour coating tear so we took a nap for a couple of hours what happened here not happened happening Next Big Thing War to hey man back to work okay more about I get it this the more wasted I get I mean the more Wast we understand how old are they show it's not like to ask Sean how old are they you think you know me right I've read enough you know how much I've read about you Mar hey man wait an hour for you at the airport what time is it it's midnight or 3:00 a.m