BLOOD MALL – YouTube Dictation Transcript & Vocabulary

1.that's not concerning i'm not going to turn around you can't make me i don't need to look behind [Applause] me not going to turn around oh I don't need to turn around to see that [Applause] hi welcome to Blood Mall that was a hell of an intro it was so good of an intro okay get your ass in there and take that [ __ ] down hold on buddy you got to wait a few seconds or else YouTube's going to demonetize me please tell me you brought bait don't worry boss i b I brought the good bait the big stuff for the big creature whatever it was no one got a look at it and lived the best of the best Captain that's what I said jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is in there you know I was asking myself the same thing sorry probably shouldn't make you any more nervous oh wait i'm going alone wait hold on here's your gun shot breakaction shotgun school why why can't it be new school why wouldn't we go in there with the new school things make those shots count for God help us all uh what are you guys going to do is this the only gun in the department really downsize you spend it all on cars couldn't afford anything besides your crisp uniforms and the cloning machine okay don't worry brain for you that thing gets out what the Hey come on man it won't Captain don't worry radio in when you figure out what that thing is we're sealing you off oh man the good news where's the shutter wait a minute no wait a minute you didn't even tell me how to use it all right you know what hey there's no need to panic around here i got a gun now boom really hope I have unlimited ammo cuz it don't really matter now does it that's a satisfying warm minion i guess no sorry let me delete Among Us why would I do that i'm not destructive am I hold shift to run i'm already doing that remember noise attracts attention sure glad I wasn't blasting my shotgun oh oh no oh no what's up here great a receipt what does it say thank you for shopping at Custers one killer ice tray hold the holds nine cubes two air shore sea salt flakes theodore farms watermelon total nine is that important lixian blow it up with your mind all right i'm confused is this is this a pile of garbage or is this somehow a horrible nightmare meat amalgamation of nothingness and awfulness i'm guessing it's not that but you never know what seemed to raically appear into the mall was kind of a seem kind of a hellish I'm sorry what the hell is this that's what I'm wondering too um is this is this like an Akira situation where the the bodies kind of accumulate into each other and or is this just a bunch of rebar that they stole from the ceiling that it exploded from pile of flesh no I'm thinking that it might be one of those mean amalgamation to Kira situations thinking that might be some horrible mutation of of something and whatnot oh maybe I could crash to get in here maybe you could shut up maybe I'm not going to listen to you maybe maybe that's the only way to go maybe I'm coming back maybe I'm I'm changing my mind maybe I have second thoughts about something among this all right burger what's that in the corner oh that is the least appetizing burger I've ever seen in my life good great oh hi you no I couldn't i shouldn't why would I do that why would I do that to you i won't please uhhuh me this is an important message all right i'm going to call something here he's standing in front of an am he going to die he's standing in front of an amnesia the bunker hole and he's going to be ripped through it forcibly his spine is going to be folded in half he's going to crunch and he's going to get right through that hole that you're somehow sitting in front of do you think that's a good idea i think it's here oh god i'll save you bring it out i didn't react fast enough you got to Was that playing card oh no what is that no sorry I missed i'm coming after hole again why would you be in front of the hole they were dragged through this hole no kidding were they Wait I can click on those things and it gives me descriptions wait I want to go back to the pile of flesh i don't want to go back to the pile of flesh but I'm The stench coming off this is unbearable a real rotten pile here oh terrible truly terrible they were impaled with two spears whatever these are it's not rebar oh my god they were impaled on some sort of spear what is this what could have done this jesus i don't know about that my god all right good to know a lot of uh lot of colorful things to look at they were just eating lunch i guess I don't want to talk to that guy all right fine all right oh hey don't know why I didn't shoot you but here I am big munches served with a smile this is an important message if you are near Dayton County Hall please leave the area immediately do not approach the building remain indoors lock all doors and windows and stay off the roads further instructions will follow this is not a trip the following message will play on nothing to worry about when you got beats like this no he took two of those spears hopefully the one in his head got him first oh yeah man yeah man yeah man yeah man yeah all right use a staff from key ah okay cool convenient bang a note let me read it attendance log james is in Max is in Sally is in josh is out something about his dad's work having a big day today josh did this i know instantly josh bet i didn't inspect this body he's pinned up he sure is sure is pal computer was left on amst all the panic yep guess back in the day when they used to shut those computers down was an idea this is a trap no really all right okay sure sure oh ah oh oh okay all right okay okay cool sorry i don't mean to laugh i don't mean to laugh no it's not my fault some people die funny it's not my fault you know what I mean some people just die funny i'm not a horrible person for saying that anywh who that pavilion looks like a good area to place bait does it really you sure about that are you sure about that i don't place meat uh-huh yep let's hear it coming hide get your ass in there i'm going to wait right here i'm the one with the gun i'm the one who controls my own destiny whatever's over there you're going to find only death if you round it well actually yeah you're going to find a lot of death there's a lot of death but you're going to find me you're going to find only life with me i am going to give you life i I'm You know what I mean when I say that i regret everything I've ever said in my Among Us all right I'm coming after you where are you where are you i need to lure the creature in first huh that's what I would think if I was an idiot i need to lure the creature in first yep i always like to get the bad idea out of the way i need to lure the creature in first all right fine okay well that's a terrible spot i don't think the clothing racks are going to help you there and I don't want to hide behind the giant pile of meat oh there any others yeah no I think I'll take the I think I'll take this cuz then I can run away unless it comes from behind i don't know ah there we go jesus Christ why does it get red why does it get red oh oh is that SCP 682 is that SCP 682 because if it is I don't think shooting is going to be a good idea let's make these shots count i can't run away from it why would it be there's meat every All right fine you know what i know a weak spot when I see [Music] it that is what utter confidence gets you you're welcome everybody pediatrician on the line great i was hoping for that captain hang up i don't need that i'm Dr batty trying to help in any way I can uh-huh doctor there are these spears everywhere that seems like the most pertinent i'm gone i'm blurring into I'm here hello that seems like the most pertinent information to share at this juncture people impaled on them uh-huh but what you've described sounds like a specimen from the Triacic period 252 million years ago it also sounds like a guy wielding a spear i didn't even tell you that it looked like some SCPs dinosaur it made the entire universe red when it got close why does spear sound like something oh of course spear hunter oh of course i'm sorry spear hunter h that is exactly the reason it should not be here it should never be here that's a very creepy thing to say Dr vy it grows large keratin quills in layered sheets in the throat and ejects them by a muscle contraction it spits spears it spits spears puke spears jesus uhhuh aim for its neck it's vulnerable it's neck and it might prevent the Htoventor from launching more spears i don't know if I can differentiate from aiming for the neck and the head place another one of those rivies and obliterate that son of a [ __ ] yes Captain right away sir anything for you Captain anything for you anything for you Captain anything for you it'll definitely fall for it all right it will definitely fall for the same trick again wow some Five Nights at Freddy's [ __ ] up here fresh catch made in $72 for the Ludum Dare 57 nice banish sounds creepy bunker 73 they say this is the scariest game in the arcade oh is that what they say made in 7 days for Scream Jam huh oh these are the same cuz the same 73 i pre I'm so glad I have unlimited ammo oh why are you smiling why are you smiling ah okay all right [Applause] yep but what if I didn't what if I didn't what if I didn't i need to lure the H to Ventor first you know what you're right you're absolutely right and that's a terrible hiding spot because if I'm over there I don't have anywhere to back up to and that's not far enough away i think I would obviously pick that one over there i'm going to pick this one i'm going pick this one uh I It can see me it so can see me this was a terrible spot terrible idea terrible spot horrible spot i am literally in the open you don't see me do you you don't see anything you're too distracted you're too distracted i could get a right i'm not going to do that cuz that would be stupid i'm I want to but I don't i Look I am the lifebringer where you sow only death i am the yang to your yin i will give you I'm going to blast you full life if you know here i'm going to shoot your [Music] neck that's right that is what I thought you scared of your feelings scared of your feelings here of the lifebringer that's what I assumed i suspected that that would be that way i can't go where am I going can't go back can't go there i can't go there i can't go that's so much meat so much human humongous well I definitely did shoot at those things that's awfully suspicious but you know what i've never been thwarted by anything like that before so hey why don't I go see hey it's a bathroom it's a very quiet bathroom a suddenly silent bathroom this guy super died what the [ __ ] one of the clampiest steps I've ever had in my life sure no one heard that in this bathroom do I got to do this i got to do the bathroom stall thing all right who's pooping here all right let me see if I can see anyone's Is that a clown is that a goddamn clown is that a Is that a clown i feel like I should shoot it first better not be a clown i If I open this door better not be a clown that's all I got to say about that can I pick a [Laughter] clown there's a goddamn clown in here well I probably shouldn't shoot you but I really feel like it it's Bosco the big munch he isn't speaking he must be in shock i No no no couldn't do this i would never do this i'm like no witnesses around or anything all right it's fine listen buddy it's okay don't worry I'm definitely not going to shoot you and you know I'm going to do you I can't Never mind i was going to do you a favor close that door so you get up to privacy but I'm not going to do that why would I do that of course I won't do that i would never do that oh [ __ ] godamn you during shot above tell me you ain't dinner time no sorry Captain not yet i have to stay quiet it's out for me well we have new info you'll want to hear heading the walkie-talkie to the dino lady mhm good news and bad news i'll take the good news the bad news you won't be able to kill it yourself you'll need to lure it out what why did they send me in here why was I sent here at all good news i think I know how we can do that okay only female hasttovens have the biological ability to grow quills how do you know that and now everyone in the mall is dead this is the ideal nesting place so I shouldn't ask that she's a pediatrician to get to the goddamn point there's a garden store downstairs uh-huh and And it's the ideal humidity and environment for nesting i hear you loud and clear i need to seduce the dinosaur i hear you so loud and clear understood i am going to seduce this dinosaur and show it love that it has not seen or felt in 350 million years i know what you're saying say no more i thought you wanted me to [ __ ] the dinosaur i thought for a brief moment there I thought that I thought take one of the eggs yes and then God willing we'll gun the [ __ ] down that is another way to go about it that is another alternative we weigh all There's no bad ideas here there's no bad ideas there's no bad ideas no bad ideas plans for the mall there should be an access shaft in the upstairs area you're currently at how do you know in the right direction to the garden store how do you know I'm up here how do you know I'm up here let us know when you're there over and out all right cool all right whatever i'm not going to question so there was something over here that I missed oh there never mind right there yeah yeah oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you man what the [ __ ] was that a cardboard cutout god damn cardboard cut out of it it better bees all right it's cardboard cut [Music] out don't Don't even try wonk i swear I thought about that no it's nothing freaking Kyle is hoarding snacks in the ventilation shaft down the hallway yesterday Abby caught him crawling out of there with cheeit dust all over him who does this who does this we had the screwdriver he uses to get in there if you need to find it we've hidden it behind one of the arcade cabinets in the corner [ __ ] off [ __ ] you [ __ ] you oh it was something i could have been so smart i could have been big smart guy whatever don't matter fine whatever hey this is where the dinosaur went hey there's still a chance to solve this amicably amically is amicably is not a very seductive word to say amicably amicably no it's I don't think it works it's an impos all right what was I doing i've complet What the [ __ ] i've completely forgotten what I was supposed to be doing is that a boat why is there a boat in the Spaghettiios why why is there a boat there why would there be a boat here oh thought that was a person why would I want to shoot a person i don't know this is what my instinct was why is there a boat oh hello peekaboo man this nice curtain of meat here oh nice nice Kyle freaking Kyle why would you need to do this there's There's Why why i guess if you're trying to hide during your work shift or something i guess those any takis in here no they're dead to me can't have them i hope I don't need to be quiet oh my god hi i'll be sliced pieces if I Hey buddy i'll be sliced to pieces if I come you don't need to be rude here to kill it maybe one or the other am I right well that leans me towards the other option leave me alone uh-huh okay said leave me alone what' you say what was that say speak up he won't even look at me ye you ye he won't even look at you he won't even look at you come on man no even though I'm in the fence then there's a suspicious man standing behind a hole i'm not going to do that to you why would I do that to you why why would I do that to you no no no kyle I don't know why I'm doing that you burn up you better not explode into a alien dinosaur okay whatever don't plump plump okay fine oh uh-huh oh there I go on my ass that's what I was going for uh-huh well well well i have one of two options strip naked wait for its return coming in i found the egg okay take it and run that's option two which one will I do vote now in the poll below you take a left out of that store you'll get to a staff corridor which takes you out of the hell hole what if I take a right me and the boys will be waiting on the other side i shouldn't take a right it's just going to kill me and then it'll probably reset the whole goddamn game and then I'd have to play through everything again just to get there i'm not going to do that one of you adventurous spirits should do that i'm not going to do that or die trying i'm not going to do that that'd be very dumb i wish you I missed what what were you going to say you're going to shoot run i missed the rest of the instructions sorry i was blabbing about something that did not matter i was making dumb jokes all I know is that I was supposed to go left and I'm disappearing and give that goddamn reptile some lead in the face while you're at it that should slow the big [ __ ] down all right you watch your language over and out uh-huh okay so um all I all I need all I know is from as Bob once said in an infamous Speedrunners episode I got to take the rice out of my ears and go left and that Why do I got I don't want to take the big one i'll take the small one well I only need the big one i can only die all right fine these are tough eggs hosttoventor no going back down time to leave how did he know i don't know all right go left don't go right go left i really want to go right i'm going left i'm sticking to the plan good thing I didn't go whoa whoa whoa hey whoa hey whoa whoa whoa what are you doing there wham i think I got that much practice in on this thing oh what's that what's that instinct oh blink got him damn I'm good damn right there oh gotcha ooh big arrow e oh my god the staff corridor incredible incredible impeccable where is it oh my god okay all right we're good we're good we're good we're good we're chill we're good oh my god oh my god what in the [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god that's way too close don't shoot me did I make it oh girl oh [ __ ] my worm oh Jesus mother Mary shoot it again shoot it some more shoot it shoot it again well done boys we got him yeah yeah we we got him we got him all us all teamwork here oh two hours later or it's 1 hour later this is familiar that's not familiar that's not actually That's not familiar at all i don't know what that is okay elevator oh it's the egg i thought it was the body okay that makes a lot more sense though that that that makes a lot of sense yeah oh no that was great no no no lie no sarcasm that was great i really liked that i I loved the story didn't have to make too much sense and I love that they embraced that i loved the captain i loved the weird premise i loved that intro that intro was great uh not that the outro wasn't great it got really close i thought it was done for um but I liked it that was awesome well done well done they said in the description of this that it was inspired by like puppet combo i think this one is like a little more tongue and cheek than a puppet combo but it embraces that kind of campiness of like '8s horror movies and stuff like that i like that not that I even watch that many 80s horror movies but I love it that was great a lot of fun two thumbs up even though this is one thumbs up hey Lucian make it two all right great anyway thank you everybody so much for watching hope you enjoyed that more videos coming soon more scary games that I played in the past in the description and check out Puppet Combo i played a few games of theirs i never actually beat any of them they were very difficult but very scary power drill maser and all that thank you and as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye