READING YOUR CONFESSIONS FT. ALEX CONSANI – YouTube Dictation Transcript & Vocabulary

1.is giving apology all aboard the top yay hey I'm here with Alex KAS I'm so ready I want to see what the girls have to say oh wait I need stop nobody putting my feet in no edit and you do right right put your socks on what do you have to confess I have some things to confess confess no ma'am no I'm not telling any secrets today we're reading the girls I want to read a [ __ ] we're reading yall Secrets Alex not giving you [ __ ] no I'll tell you guys a secret I got a secret too you tell my secret is Victoria mon no Victoria Secret today me and Alex are going to be reading your confessions because I feel like that would be a funny thing to do oh yes wait so where are you getting all these informations from I'm getting it from my story and I also made a Google doc I made a Google doc hold [Music] onore who any I'm getting to it tell us all of the secrets you guys I want to see everything I want to get all the tea oh my god look how many responses one oh period oh my God three bands of respons oh my God we should ask for evidence no that's crazy with evidence going to give youall benefit of the doubt but if it's something that seems like Too Fake like I will call it out okay oh hell no it says Alex dance for us real quick Alex say sometimes y'all be making her feel like a court jest right exactly but listen I'll dance that's me I'll do it but like don't [ __ ] play with me I am human being I hate my grandma I genely wish nothing but the worst for her I think that's [ __ ] up I feel like your bloodline is going to get cursed from me hating your grand true but like family family Affairs are crazy I feel like people in your family feel like they can disrespect you just cuz you BL related so it's really crazy really quick yeah I mean but maybe just don't put that out there put it up there you know what I mean let them just know let the world know but like you know not too much on the Nan babes like in public babes because you got to love your grandma right right but everyone's situation is different Alle I haven't had sex in 5 years if I didn't have sex in one year I would evaporate into Ash coal and dust because I would explode wait can you do affecting me exploding I have not had SI 371 days I'm dead serious do you exploding hit me up I just exploded help me please like it I drunk crazy uncle Fu that was not we can't do that that we can't do that one I was 6 years old and I covered my toilet walls and shin my mom asked if I needed help with pooping keep in mind I was six and I said no Mom I'm good I went to school and my mom found out about it when I got home the poop was under my nails by the way I love you pooky she said I had shitty hands and I love you you probably so you had the shitty hands all day at school is crazy do you but I appreciate coming into the confessional today because that's something you needed to say you needed everyone to know you got Nails you need to get off your chest and love you too I dropped my grandma's earn and my mom still doesn't know her earn is empty let put sand I was going to say confess but you got a better up with s if she goes into it just be like don't do [Music] that when I was younger I was in my room and wanted to ask my mom and dad something so I walked into the room room and saw my mom sucking on my dad's dot do dot so they I feel like this is a video from 2014 like I'm so invested so they instantly froze and my mom sat up my dad said sorry mommy's just sucking on my thumb that's how small it was because I got stung by a wasp and then I said I thought she was sucking on your this is traa this is trauma right yeah I don't want to read that one that's yeah I don't want to comment no comments what are you confessing though I'm gay I'm gay I pooped like y'all are lame I used to help out at a nursing home this old Russian lady would relate the same tale over and over her husband drank and hit her it was sad for sure but one day she leaned over and whispered he was an assle drunk so I pushed him down the stairs dead so now what do you do when somebody confesses a murder to you what's your next step well she's in a [ __ ] nursing home [ __ ] like what is she going to do kill somebody else if she has an A-line bob get the rabbit r that [ __ ] out r that [ __ ] out she has nothing she has nothing good coming she has something ploted but I think otherwise it's valid like she can [Music] go let's do the Instagram ones now okay genius okay [Music] starting e how should I feel about that you're so nasty you better run one time I put an ice cube up my butt so I couldn't get it out and I just cried while it melted stupid games dumb dum dum D stupid games I've been living under a false identity for years faking my own death huh that's not real girl ain't no way you're like 14 lying my bestie wants us to do a furry thing and I don't know how to say no so I just keep ignoring her now y'all need okay honestly people need to be more honest with their friends you is especially a believer in this like if you feel like a [ __ ] feel some type of way you're like what what's going on right say it to my face say it to their face I don't want to do the first and also like you can say it in a way that's not offensive like if you're not being like that's so fing stupid like just be like girl that's not the vibe for me you know like well no once I stole my mother's face wash and used it for a month and it turns out it wasur okay same so my homophobic parents have no idea I'm pretty much a gate woman y broke the chain broke the chain y yeah it's it's I love a lesbian this one's for y'all I manifested my granddad's death well I found a pockety while cleaning a bar once and they came 2 weeks after asking for it I take a picture of whoever came back to look for it and send it to the police and tell them put them on The Wanted list it's going to be giving this goz there it I'm cheating on my man with a tweaker but he's so cute I'm so stuck wait a minute not the tweaker like how much of a tweaker like a twe listen if you have a man and he's not that cracky and he has money keep it cute gaget gag gag this is not deep but when I was little on something didn't go my way I would hit my head hard on something M you would do the same girl look at my forehead did you pray do it got this way naturally my [ __ ] look like I was banging my [ __ ] hard as my hair back I'm going to get a um hairline reduction I think it'll be fine no break intermission break intermission walk it oh wait I did not okay you guys should me and quen fight for our video girl you really thought you I didn't even Flinch so I can really get that right right who are you who wen't you if you want to see more of this subscribe did you see um what's his name Mike Tyson is fighting Jake Paul it's real I know I seen it that made me sick just now that made me sick just now I feel like so many leges are falling to Ash because they want to keep up like just let it not Jake Paul I shouldn't be fighting nobody obviously not bro but the check will be looking like they will both be there ready to go that check for that check I let Mike Tyson punch me as hard as he could in my chest get back hold on yeah but let me just have the best doctor's and surg right I'm going be from Ro no shade wait what is that one s but you w Munch I'm going wear some I already know PR to my death no oh my God to my boxing no to Jake Paul you're going well thank you case the fire whatever right thank you C if you want to see me and Alex go to the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight leave a comment down below and hit up seek if you can tell us we need some place to go thank you my God wait did you see this going to be a skiing movie no there's not there's literally going to be a skib movie you guys it's real like look it up I'm dead serious there's not it's an animation movie It's called skib toilet shut up I'm not kidding I saw news how to go about it see look right right right ride ride ride what you [ __ ] [ __ ] is did dirty [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I accidentally ran over my girlfriend's cat because it was dark outside and I didn't see it and I couldn't tell her because she would break up with me and hate me forever so I hid it in a storm drain she then searched for the Cat every day for the next week thinking it went missing and made me drive her around and look Bor in a neighborhood I still haven't told her because she would hate me forever oh girl I want to do the research what is the response on this I don't even know I don't [ __ ] with that that's crazy you're crazy get a new cat you should have got a new cat you should have got a new cat the one that looked exactly like it or it or keep looking at least but for what if you know where you hit the dead body would no but if you I mean keep looking for like a new cat that looks similar cuz there's going to be a cat if it's been how long a long time at least a long time that's enough time for you to get a new cat hide that [ __ ] in the bush and be like but also like that's up you should feel horrible like go to a church and confess don't do it on Google Drive no shake I hooked up with the Korean celebrity and they made some kind of celebrity fans start stalking me and they found my location and everything I started having weird phone calls on this is so girl that was so fake right you fake fake fake fake B she said I [ __ ] Jim girl Li oh what I saw some deep [ __ ] I was like damn Oh I thought my stink cuz I opened my leg you open I'm like said oh yes I said oh smells like water next going back to Instagram going back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth I have a crush on my friend and he doesn't know it say something if you have a crush on him m s piercing been crooked this whole time I don't know what s piercing supposed to look like location change location Chang camera almost died y'all turn that one off it's giving glowy wait can we talk about the [ __ ] sea light y' we just went to Chuck and Kos for like a week and there's such thing as the sea lights have you all heard of this nobody talk about the sea Lights of the Bahamas and Caribbean places I would show them look do you see that no right like it's disgusting like you so bad was you did you fall asleep in the sand no I'm just sweet more confessions hopefully these are good ones we're begging it's nothing B get her ass on feeding hungry that is not this live how do they know I'm eating [ __ ] you honestly girl get the out cuz you know what four plus 4 is all right all right eight shut up [ __ ] she said I'm in love with the gay man same are you no you thought Jesus was polish bit I saw you were indoctrinated [ __ ] Li to you you crazy [ __ ] [ __ ] no you were indoctrinated the socks are they dirty no they have like um strawberry these are quen socks y'all they have strawberries on them they're not dirty had intercourse with a girl for months not knowing she was my cousin but even after that we continue that's disgusting it's kind of really bad yeah it's not the vibe so what advice would you offer girl do you not feel [Music] shame no not shame obviously there's no no wait yes no wait you trying to make it feel accepted I am a people people person you're the people's person I'm a girls girl so I'm here for you know everything says isn't my [Music] favorite but that's my thoughts my ex cheated on me so I [Music] sent my ex cheated on me so I sent 40 unpaid pizzas to his house period I never thought about getting right up his car girl I look like Mrs shoulders over here in this outfit just put your shoulders behind me [ __ ] I look like Mrs like side [Music] part I had sex with a guy just for My Chemical Romance tickets that's so y 2K that's really y 2K I would that's really y 2K this would you do it for a Chemical Romance me mm no me neither but oh there someone s picture of their [ __ ] in the toilet I want some D for real any advice that make two of us right three of us right let manufact I killed my hamster by throwing him against the wall because I got mad and forgot I had him in my hands you didn't forget you had the hamster in your hands everyone be killing animals like that's sad that's a sad confession get help seek help that's disgusting that's how dmer started out right don't play with the animals [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] I know that both of my parents are cheating on each other but they don't know okay tell them right don't live with that guilt get your parents to get a therapist for you and if they don't then use it against them both or just yeah use it against get money I absolutely love Alex but I'm I've always had an IR rational fear of her [ __ ] you she's a [ __ ] angel I gave a guy with a micro a job well never tell anyone that again yeah one time I accidentally creeped in class it was really loud and everybody heard it good not about me but a girl in my school sniffed her discharge in class oh why did you read that I just I was in love with my bestie for a year and she didn't tell me her feelings until she was cuffed that [ __ ] sucks have you ever fallen in love with your best friend me no you don't be in love no how much would it take for you to be in love not like a number but like how much a million a million they said your B is Tee that is a confession thank you you have confessed the truth thank you when I was like n here's a good one I'm obsessed with a fictional man who is two times my age like the things I would do this man are unspeakable and I don't know if I can get over him he's just perfect and my SS are so unrealistically high because of him and it hurts because he doesn't exist and no matter how much I want him to he doesn't exist uh girl get a w pad all these are about men and boress and this and that like what did y'all actually do to confess tell me about a felony like I would be talking about the felonies [Music] I scammed some guy out of $500 because he thought I would set him up with my sister she has a boyfriend already I just won the money my sister never found out and the guy never asked for his money back you wait good investment it's everyone is entrepreneurs it's I love I love the entrepreneurial sh you'll have oh wa waa did you read that one which one I wholeheartedly want to be raw dogged like there's no tomorrow until my skin melts off my bones until the dying days of planet called Earth until the ground finally can't take people's [ __ ] and crumbl andos you I love key can relate who can relate who can relate skin m is crazy girl get a roast toy do we have anything to confess I feel like we read enough confessions we have anything else to say the sun's going down what do you need to confess one last thing you never confess that I never confess yes you smell like poop know the [ __ ] I don't I smell like no she actually smells so good she smells like orella every time I've been in this apartment it smells like the green orella I love green or bella bella bella I got something to confess what that I dated bums before and I told all my friends like he's not a bum he's not a bum I really [ __ ] with him for real and I tell story about it I have a story time about it man if we're talking about this bit I'll talk to youall about it about went we can do we can do a bum story to wrap this up I went on a date with the guy in New York right he came to the date with the backpack on and I was like oh it's in the backpack he goes resumes right the whole date mind you he tried to get me to pay for his steak I got a drink he asked me to pay for his steak what did you say I don't carry my wallet on first dates I don't that's true like open my bag go through it like I'm not paying for my [ __ ] meal you were the one that wanted to come here you ate the [ __ ] food what about them apples we went to go you know chill in the park whatever he literally was like oh like I'mma go to the deli whatever like come with he went to the deli he tries to give fuing Deli the goddamn fing resume out of his backpack sorry no right he Second Street [ __ ] what did you do uh left you want to talk about bum imagine taking me to the [ __ ] jelly and handing out a bre that's crazy say you left quick did you leave right in that moment no shameful I Shame Shame Shame he was fine he was fine but I was like fine yeah I mean obviously bro like I would not have walked into that goddamn Deli had he not been delicious right keep it cute y'all say thank you to Alex for coming on the channel thank you to Alex for coming on the channel thank you to Alex for coming on the channel thank you to Alex for coming on the channel love you guys thank you so much you don't even know what you missed out on with these confessions right y'all didn't confess enough part two coming down part two coming down bye [Music]